Life Update :D
Hey-ho people,
How are you? Good? Good. How’s the wife? Dead you say? Oh well.
XD
I’m good, decided to throw some more of my life out into the clutches of cyberspace on a whim, it has actually been a while, and quite a lot has happened to me, so I will explain it all through the medium of decorative bullet points:
/> My iPhone decided to go into recovery mode, ‘cos it hates me. With a passion. Took it into apple and lost about half of my 9 pages of apps because I hadn’t backed it up properly. Guy at the Apple Store was cool, gave it a wipe even though I didn’t have an appointment.
/> Made the final designs for my shed- cabin, sorry Christian. It actually looks pretty sweet, as it should for £6,000 XO.
/> I play the guitar now, well, not really, I started lessons a few weeks ago, and I can play a few intros and tabs, teachers American, which automatically makes him cool, and I met a girl there called Catherine, she seems pretty awesome, like Popeyes Chicken. Bought a Wesley Stealth Dragon Guitar, mainly because of the name. When I’m more proficient at it I may start a band, any interest inform me 
/> Hmmh… I read about six or seven books, no, really.
/> I realised what a massive ass I sounded by wallowing in my own metaphorical shy-eet and moaning about my life, so I made a pact to try and make my posts less likely to make you start doubting life and harm yourself, and more about my writing.
/> And I’m on the Atkins diet ‘cos i’m most probably ‘obeez’, no warnings about how it will kill me or give me alzheimers, because it’s a crash diet, like Gok Wan… but I think I’ll come out of it less gay… And Chinese.
And that’s about it, that constitutes ‘progress’ and ‘momentarily content’ for me. Let’s hope things stay that way!
G’night everybody!
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