My Brand Spanking New Website =D

http://itscharlieroberts.yolasite.com/

Took me a while to make, should help me a bit though

Take a look if you have time

Life Update :D

Hey-ho people,

How are you? Good? Good. How’s the wife? Dead you say? Oh well.

XD

I’m good, decided to throw some more of my life out into the clutches of cyberspace on a whim, it has actually been a while, and quite a lot has happened to me, so I will explain it all through the medium of decorative bullet points:

/> My iPhone decided to go into recovery mode, ‘cos it hates me. With a passion. Took it into apple and lost about half of my 9 pages of apps because I hadn’t backed it up properly. Guy at the Apple Store was cool, gave it a wipe even though I didn’t have an appointment.

/> Made the final designs for my shed- cabin, sorry Christian. It actually looks pretty sweet, as it should for £6,000 XO.

/> I play the guitar now, well, not really, I started lessons a few weeks ago, and I can play a few intros and tabs, teachers American, which automatically makes him cool, and I met a girl there called Catherine, she seems pretty awesome, like Popeyes Chicken. Bought a Wesley Stealth Dragon Guitar, mainly because of the name. When I’m more proficient at it I may start a band, any interest inform me

/> Hmmh… I read about six or seven books, no, really.

/> I realised what a massive ass I sounded by wallowing in my own metaphorical shy-eet and moaning about my life, so I made a pact to try and make my posts less likely to make you start doubting life and harm yourself, and more about my writing.

/> And I’m on the Atkins diet ‘cos i’m most probably ‘obeez’, no warnings about how it will kill me or give me alzheimers, because it’s a crash diet, like Gok Wan… but I think I’ll come out of it less gay… And Chinese.

And that’s about it, that constitutes ‘progress’ and ‘momentarily content’ for me. Let’s hope things stay that way!

G’night everybody!

//>End of Cellular Phone transmission<\\

Links To Lulu Books

I just got them, take a look if you have time!

The Pendulum Files: Continuum Breaking is Easy, Girls Are Not (Hard Copy):

http://www.lulu.com/content/hardcover-book/the-pendulum-files-continuum-breaking-is-easy-girls-are-not/7636001

The Venturers (eBook):

http://www.lulu.com/content/e-book/the-venturers/7867570

Thank you!

Just Needed to Post This

A 13 YEAR OLD BOY MADE REDUNDANT:

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8334416.stm

 

REALLY?

Damn you, Buddy!

My rather chubby Shih-tzu Z
Buddy has decided he wants half of the bed.

I love him so he can have it until I inadvertantly roll him off at 3am.

So, my life, i’m on quite a buzz actually. Me and mother went to see Christian last week, he’s a good man. We put together some plans and he’ll hopefully get back to me tomorrow or Wednesday.

My TMA’s are definitely getting on top of me.

I breezed through History and Business, but my Science is horiffic, it is now 14 days late, oh the pain! The pain of it all!

I’m now a follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a Pastafarian.

The other day a thought hit me, what if I just get my qualifications and settle down for a nice mundane life, no being an author, no being a businessman, forget about all my dreams and get some kids and a wife.

I want my life to be a Fall Out Boy song… In fact, anybody got Pete Wentz’s number?

– End Transmission –

– iPhone Post

Workin’ Boy

Yo dudes,

Just a quick update, first one in a while actually.

Finishing up my TMA’s (that’s Tutor Marked Assignment, for the purpose of clarity) for OHS (That fun lil’ acronym stands for Oxford Home Schooling… Note to self, make acronym key page) but I’ve also been doing some stuff at my mom’s work… Not getting paid mind.

Hopefully going to see my friend Christian the Cabin Man at some point this week, score!

And that’s about it… Starting to wonder whether blogging has a point until someone knows who I am…
Night dudes, stay safe

– iPhone Post

My eyes sting slightly…

05:09am- What a night (and morning) it’s been,just got into bed! My mothers new friend (who also happens to be cousin P’s mate, rolled in at about 2ish, he’d got kicked out of a club for doing lines in the bathroom.

Christ.

My mother has somehow become his agony aunt, btw ‘he’ shall be referred to as JP, and being the good sammy-aritan she is, managed to sober him up with four cups of tea.

He left around three ish and moments later cousin p came in, found out jp had been here and got him back round and pissed again, then another friend came round and we’ve been playing Mirrors Edge until now, and I have to be up for ten, so I need to sleep dudes, night.
Stay Safe, Peace Out

– iPhone Post

‘Owdo

Good day today, feeling a lot better than I have for a while, I’m staying positive and taking another whack at OHS

Cabin update, found a family run business nearby, guy was really helpful, and they will make the cabin to your exact specs. So I drew out some designs and emailed them, hoping that they won’t be OTT expensive, that could be a massive knock.

Well, I’m pooped, kind of addicted to Farmville on Facebook, been waiting for my bloody strawberries to grow ;D.

Night, stay safe, peace out!

– iPhone Post

Hello to whoever is reading this!

Well, once again there has been a massive gap in my blogging schedule. Truth is, these past few weeks I’ve been in one of those ‘what’s the point in anything?’ moods.

I don’t know what happened, things were going great and then poof, I flipped. Every conversation with anybody ended in an argument.

I’ve cried a lot this past week, but tonight was Aunty K’s birthday, and when we went round she was watching a program on BBC 1 called ‘Wounded’, it followed some soldiers in Afghanistan who got seriously injured. One poor kid lost two legs and almost entirely lost his vision.

But the thing was, what happened to me was NOTHING compared to what happened to them. But they still soldiered on (ignore the unintentional pun), they were so inspiring, so I gave myself a kick up the arse and no matter how I feel now there’s no point in letting my future go to waste.

Ooh! Major author update, got my book from Lulu, so now I’m scouring through it finding every mistake and any weak spot that could use strengthening, once I’m done I’ll fix it all and finally get it out to as many eyes as I can.

And me and mother also had a proper look at a cabin, we found a nice B&Q one for about £3,000, and figured it could be furnished for about £2,500 more.

I’m pretty up and down lately, but those soldiers really put things in perspective for me, things need to start now.

– iPhone Post

Is It Just Me, Or Is Everything Just Getting… Shizzler?

Well, Derren Brown has lost his touch.

Officially.

Didn’t get at all stuck, like most of the people on Twitter. Oh well, watching Peep Show now.

Got a message from Lulu yesterday, telling me TEN DAYS after i though i’d ordered my book, that i actually hadn’t. So i finally fulfilled the order and just got an email saying it had shipped.

I seem to have hit rock bottom, my theory is that you can only get shit on a certain amount of times before you give in. Don’t want to ruin your night or anything, although i think Derren Brown did that, but some people are born with bags of gold, and some are born with sacks of shiz-tizzle.

While i may not be a starving or abused child, do you see me lugging any money bags?

Sorry dudes, promise i’ll be more upbeat next time.